you know your getting screwed from behind when...

when you make a phone call from a hotel room (from hawaii to australia) for LITERALLY 2 minutes.... ("hi, how are you? can you call me back?") and they charge you $23USD for it!!!!! thats $50NZD!!!!!

my mother bless her heart... called her beloved husband for 20 mins... and got stuck with a $162USD bill... ouch!!!! thats $300NZD!!!!!!!

now never say that i dont pay for my fair share of the phone calls!!!!!