Tell me, have you ever….
Been sitting down to a nice dinner. Desert actually, Bananas (and for anyone who know knows how much I love bananas this will be extra amusing!!) with honey on top. And just as your about to put the second slice in your mouth have a Bat fly straight for your head? Hmmm. Me neither until tonight.
I got a fright, sure wouldn’t you?. And I could handle one. but then it was two, three, four… (a family reunion of banana loving bats!) flying all around us at the table. Jean Guy and Gerardo didn’t flinch. Not a single acknowledgement of the flying vampires! (I thought you would find this amusing Micheal!) Me on the other hand. Have crawled up on my chair into the fetal position. Hoovering down as much banana as I could before they took over. As soon as I had finished. I jumped up. Exclaimed my disgust at the top of my voice and went to do the dishes. Jean Guy and Gerardo just sat their eating slowly with smiles on their faces… ah.. men!
posted by pura veda pixie @ 12:13 PM
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If I say you're right and I DID find that amusing, will you forgive me? I can honestly say that's never happened to me. I've never been dive-bombed by multiple bats after my food.
I was once repeatedly dive-bombed by a LONE bat for no good reason, and fought him off with an AC/DC record (a vintage one with Bon Scott singing, not that hack Brian Johnson, or the bat would have laughed and continued to fight). Also, I once dove to the ground in a warehouse as a bat buzzed my head. And there was that time I chased one around my friend's cottage and caught it with a butterfly net and let it go outside - after we saved it from the clutches of her cat. But never, never have I had to fight them for my food. I salute you, Pixie. You're a trooper.
Love,
The Macabre AB.
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